she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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