I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I would fuck him just for his dog
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