So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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