is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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