I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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