I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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