Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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