Dude my mom stole all your condoms
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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