And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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