I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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