wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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