the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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