So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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