was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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