omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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