it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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