id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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