Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i just google imaged poop.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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