Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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