The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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