wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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