It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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