somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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