Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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