The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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