You can't special order awesome
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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