is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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