I'll bet she douches with gravy.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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