FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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