He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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