Taylor Swift is so right about you.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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