There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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