some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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