do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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