Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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