You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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