VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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