gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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