There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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