My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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