if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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