Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
