nut hugger
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I party with great urgency now.
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