Already got asked if we're dating
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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