she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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