Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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