Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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