I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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