You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize