I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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