He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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