In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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