i already hear my dad disowning me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Everything about him screamed your future.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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