THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm both gender and math confused
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