I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I love having hate sex.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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