I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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