I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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