i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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